FAQ

Frequently Axed Questions
last updated: 1/15/01

PLEASE READ THE FAQS BEFORE YOU E-MAIL ME.

Q. Do you carry a wallet?
A. I do not. I carry a lovely Donna Karan handbag or a money clip, but no wallets, you retard.

Q. Is it true that you're starting this new site because Entertainment Weekly listed your site as one of the "out" ones?
A. The only thing "out" is your mom. Get it? Out. Maybe I just like wallets, retard.

Q. Wallets? I don't get it!
A. I don't expect you to. Retard.

Q. Did competition from sites like mulletmadness.com lead you to develop this new site?
A. Competition from mulletmadness? Those half-assed monkey boys? Retard.

Q. Why wallets?
A. Because they're symbolic of the post-modern, capitalist, bourgeois elite that currently holds the world economy in a cultural and financial stranglehold. Their smell of ass-sweat is symbolic of the reek of our corrupt and stinking political system and all of its ills. Why wallets? Retard.

Q: Have you heard of these wallet songs?

A Tribe Called Quest: "I Left my Wallet in El Segundo"

Mighty Mighty Bosstones: "Hope I Never Lose my Wallet"

A. Yep. Click to listen tard.

Q. How do I contact you or send you walletpix?

A. E-mail walletpix to walletpix@wallesgalore.com
E-mail me: j666@walletsgalore.com