updated: 1/15/01

1. The duct tape duo-fold is truly a rare breed of wallet as it is not of the bovine epidermal family of wallets. While somewhat obtrusive (and sometimes sticky, although not necessarily from the tape) it's a wallet you can count on. The chances of having it stolen are approximately .03%. After your fat ass has worn a hole in the creases, just whip out the ol' roll of duct tape and patch it up. This is closely related to the muffler tape wallet. Walletude: 7 Aggressiveness: 7 This wallet is IN YOUR FACE! Content: Food stamps, Jiffy Lube coupons, 16 year old girlfriend's yearbook picture (wallet owner is 32) Sightings: Some dude's ass pocket